HOLY SWEET MOTHER OF GOD WHAT THE HELL IS IT?! Or better yet... what is it GOING to be. That's my pinky finger. MY PINKY! Seriously, every small to medium sized pet that gets lost in this neigborhood was probably consumed by this freakin' thing. This is New York. We don't have big bugs in NY! Well.. make that past tense. We didn't have big bugs here.
I couldn't even squish it because it's so big I'd probably have to put my ass kicking boots in the washing machine after.
Anyone who can either tell me what it is or going to be when it grows up gets a prize. As for me, I just hope I can sleep tonight.
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