Tsk, Tsk, Octomom

I was in the mood to watch a train wreck apparently, so I flipped on Fox and watched about 20 minutes of the Octomom Special they score.

OH. MY. GOD. At least they didn't try to show her in a good light, because that would of been impossible.

Here all the highlights, and pretty much all you need:

I saw twenty minutes of an air headed botoxed woman speaking like, like, Valley Girl, like, whoa. Complaining about how she hasn't been laid in ten years (Can't imagine why), and whining and sqealing poor than all of her children put together.

14 poor, miserable children, the older ones acting acting out like WHOA, and her giving the camera "Advice" on how bad discipline in general is. Eight neglected babies laying on a dirty carpet, screaming for someone to feed or otherwise love them in general, while their mother sat back, laughing at the cameras and ignoring them all.

The story Nadya told while driving, about locking her mother in the trunk of her car when she was seventeen, then driving like a maniac, LAUGHING while she described her mother screaming and the sound of her body rolling around the back of the car.

And I just looove the birth footage, when the poor nurse was trying to kick the evil camera woman out of the room because the camera woman was in the way. And the CAMERAWOMAN said "Go do something important.:" The nurse IS doing something important you asshat, she's delivering BABIES! And Honey, don't ask the nurses and doctors to get out of YOUR way because you're not getting the footage of babies in a life or death situation.

And the kicker at the end; Octomom sitting behind a row of screaming babies, picking them up one by one to show them off to the camera. "This one has a really sweet temperment." - She sounds more like a dog breeder trying to sell a puppy than a Mother of children.

Oh, Nadya, I bet you were REALLY happy with your portrayal to the public now. Rather than change anyones mind, you instead embarrassed yourself to millions more across the nation. That special of yours was more like you waving a flag and going "Hey! Child Protection! Take my kids please before I damage them even more!"

You even allowed your babies to come into chaos WHILE being born. Shame On You, Octomom.