VacciNOWAYtions

Ma is going to be four in March, and though homeschooling would be my dream, I need to cover my bases. Today's challenge. Enrolling my kids in school.. (DundunDUUUN!!!)

UNVACCINATED.

Oh yeah, I just went there. Sadly, because our dear state of New York is run by a bunch of brainless needle loving Nazis, getting your tainted, dirty, unvaccinated children into any school is nearly impossible. You only get two exemptions here: Medical and Religious, and they can still turn you away no matter what you say.

But how hard can it be, you ask? All they ask is that you write a letter claiming your "Sincere Religious Belief.".. and you don't even have to specify your religion? Hell, you don't NEED a real religion. Because of the Separation Of Church And State, you can claim a sincere belief in The Flying Spaghetti Monster and they are supposed to take it.

The only problem here, it's up to the schools opinion whether or not your belief is "sincere" enough in their eyes. So they might accept the letter, reject it, or have you meet their attorney for a "Sincerity Test."

Yes, a Sincerity Test. And I'm not talking filling in little multiple choice bubbles with a number 2 pencil. I am talking an INTERROGATION that can last HOURS, stuffed into a little office and being grilled in intimidated by a snake eyes lawyer.

Don't believe me? Check out what this poor couple went through. They recorded the lawyer sneering, intimidating and mocking them for over an hour before deciding that their beliefs were not "sincere" enough.

http://www.ageofautism.com/2009/01/witness-a-ny-religious-sincerity-test-for-vaccine-exemption.html

In the mothers own words: "The law provides an exemption that fits squarely with our beliefs. All we wanted to do was follow the law and we were treated worse than criminals. The school berated, harassed, intimidated, humiliated and outspent us. "

Scary stuff, huh? I can only hope that doesn't happen to me when the time comes, because it would not take much to make this Mama hawk lose her cool and throw Mr. Lawyer our the nearest window. The lawyer even goes far enough to ask her "Have you talked to God? Has God talked to you?" That's a loaded question, if you say no then you won't look sincere in his eyes... but say yes and they'll lock your ass up in a Happy Home.

I love the "So, if God allowed Man to create vaccinations, how can they be bad?" Well dumbshit, God also allowed man to create Nuclear Weapons, and the last time I check those aren't very good either.

The human race can really be a group of pompous asses. We think we can control bacteria, we think we can control animals, stop floods, Batshit Bill Gates even thinks he can control the WEATHER (Good luck with that, dude.) http://www.weather.com/blog/weather/8_19894.html

Giggle.

So what's next? We tried to vaccinate against the flu, but all it had to do was mutate into another form of the flu that's resistant to the first vaccine. Instead of thinking "Whoops, we screwed up that one. Maybe we shouldn't mess with it so it doesn't mutate again into something worse." BigPharma not only magically produces a NEW vaccine, but they want they're miracle vile to be mandatory to everyone in the US. Yeah that's right! Pretty soon you will be fully expected to have someone inject you with a concoction of who-knows-what.. a concotion that is so new we have no idea what the long-term side effects are.

Forget long term, we don't even know what the short term side effects are. It could be even worse than the Big Pharma Gardasil Whoopsie. "OH, oh man, I'm sorry, we didn't KNOW it could cause paralysis and death! Thanks for letting us know that happened to your daughter!"

Instead of using kids as guinea pigs... how about you guys use.. Oh I dunno. GUINEA PIGS!