Dear Bill,
I am a broke and desperate housewife who does not, repeat does not want to read about Vampires. Send me a copy of "Bold Fresh" and you can be my Edward.
I just emailed that to Fox News.
Don't be a boob Bill. You send at least one person a book every day. You know you wanna. Stay tuned to see if the Fox News people have a sense of humor or not.
*Insert evil laughter*
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