Yes, You Can Put A Price On FUGLY

America is in bad times. Homes across the country are being forclosed on and a house once worth 200,000 is not even worth half as much these days. Well. Except here. I live in an area known to many as The Hamptons. Playground For The Rich and Famous, Oceanside McMansions, ect, ect. Whatever. Although the Real Estate Bubble Of Doom has popped virtually everywhere else in the country, sadly it has not here. Here, you will still find homes in the millions and I'm not just talking those beautiful 300 year old homes, nono. We have giant shoebox and penis-looking monstrousities erected (giggle) all over the place. The "Modern Home Look" has hit my town over the past few years worse than a high school herpes outbreak.

Don't Believe me? See for yourself:

Have millions of dollars and no idea what to spend it on?

Well do you like Breasts?



Hate Windows?


Love Drugs?


And according to one Real Estate Angency.. for 1.5 Million Dollars you can buy your very own Badly Focussed Sunset:


And these are the "Not So Bads". I'll have to take a trip around town armed with my camera to get some shots of the truly bad ones and believe me, I will. Every Saturday I will post The Ugly Hamptons Home Of The Week for your disgust and amusement. Anyone else who has a good example of a House Gone Wrong is more than welcome to send it to me at rabidotter19@yahoo.com .